Right now
System status: All systems operational
Noiz services, checked the moment you opened this page.
Noiz services
Checked as you opened this page.
Each bar is the round trip this page measured, against the 4 seconds a check is given before it counts as not responding.
Database
Reads and writes behind every page
320 ms
Operational
Authentication
Sign-in and sessions
313 ms
Operational
Media storage
Avatars, banners and uploads
454 ms
Operational
Discord bot
Live Discord status on profiles, and the Noiz server
Operational
Dashboard
Sign-in and the dashboard at app.noiz.bio
437 ms
Operational
Edge network
Serving pages from Cloudflare
Operational
Measured from outside
11 incidents
since September 7, 2026.
Checked every three minutes from four regions, whether anyone is looking or not. The rows above are checked when you load this page.
- Core services
99.93%
6 incidents · since September 7, 2026
- Profile pages
99.99%
1 incident · since September 7, 2026
- Discord bot
99.99%
4 incidents · since October 5, 2026
Day by day
12 days without an incident.
One bar a day for each service, in UTC, from the incident record below. Point at or tap a day to read it. A day before a service was first measured stays empty.
Core services
Profile pages
Discord bot
Incidents
The record.
The incidents the external monitor recorded in the past 90 days, the newest 10 at most: when each began, how long it lasted, which check failed and what the monitor saw. If something is broken for you and the checks above look fine, that is worth telling us: support@noiz.bio.
Discord bot
1 minDiscord bot
1 minDiscord bot
1 minDiscord bot
1 minProfile pages
10 minCore services
3 minCore services
12 minCore services
9 minCore services
9 minCore services
9 min